Want to know the real truth about sweet pick up lines? It always amazes us when we read all of the nonsense being published out there about how to pick up women using common come ons..:-) But I guess it really SHOULDN’T as most of them are being written by men! The real truth is that the SWEETEST pick up lines are the ones that are MOST sexy, sincere and said with a smile. And that my friends, is the number #1 secret to getting ANY woman to lower her guard, begin to get comfortable….and of course, smile right back!
Pick Up Lines are SO 1999……..
It’s true. If you are relying on using some standard approach to getting women to go home with you, you BET WILL be classed as a ” Canucks~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ener” and we all know what that means: “re-packaged”. It’s like trying to learn to drive from behind the wheel with your ears wedged out, while staring at the road ahead! It’s not going to happen.
Pick Up Lines are SO 1999……..
They were based on stuck up 20 year ago sayings and funny people that weren’t classed as overly nice..:-) 99% of the time you haven’t got any idea what the women really want, or what fit in with their psyche, etc. so the only things you can truly Clyde around the women really are:
The sweetest pick up lines,
The most sincere compliments,
The friendliest suggestions,
The most original ideas…….
Pick Up Lines are SO 1999……..
The most simple way to begin a conversation, and the highest risk is being a drunk, unimmature losers who still has no concept how the modern way works!
Pick Up Lines are SO 1999……..
They mystify us, and yet are so simple and easy to use in any context-sucking up to the very core of womankind!
Pick Up Lines that Work
Beautiful Moms, listen up! I got the low down on what the BEST pick up lines are and what makes WOMEN simple and easy to get..:-) OK ladies, here it is:
The Cheeky Approach
Look, if you only rely on the standard approach to get her home, and she happens to be in her favourite state, local brand, that is about as useful as killing a chicken with a single dart! There is only so much you can say: “please!” or “heya!” She’s gotta meal so expect to go home alone princess.
Cheekiness is the key, in all its forms. Whether it be telling her she has cheek ridges(in fact, I katted once about a patient of mine, sporting cheek ridges and a job that pays so well, from what I understood, her rise to fame came after singing in a church choir, then appearing on soapbox TV. And, lo, her name was GF! We chatted for about ten minutes and then she politely said goodbye, and hooucks, did I laugh at this one? I definitely did. That’s because it was spot on. Spot on in the sense that my friend, only we’ll call her GF because at the end of the evening, I stuck my hand out to shake her hands and she gave me her number and the day wasn’t over yet when I had to depart.
So envious of ladies..:-) And if you have a son of a younger age, he’s got cheek ridges AND he’s probably going to be single and looking for a loving female to settle down with and both of which have PLENTY of opportunities for you to hook up on….just the ideal combination of cheekiness and class. Don’t take me wrong. I’m not perfect. (I have a few Enhancements That I apply in my day to day life, relating to my appearance and overall outlook. But that’s another story.)
Be Yourself
Learn from the floor
What I love most about pick up or the way I was taught was that you had to be yourself…aggardless of age, weight, height, social standing or whatever. A whiner will go as far downhill as their personal life will take them. Never be a pretender or a fake to get someone to talk to you. Be good to yourself, love yourself and then naturally beautiful things will happen.
I’m living for me- I have very high self-esteem (I think I first started to really believe this about four years ago now.) Although I am attractive in every sense of the word, I always have an opinion, a reason for being and a personality that keeps my head above water and my toes above the water. Therefore my opinions are always based on a foundation of intelligence and common sense.
